Fake Bill Gates Found a Way to Feed All of Ethiopia

Venture over to the Baskin Robbins website where you can see how ridiculously unhealthy the food is.  There’s a 36 ounce milk shake.  It boasts:

  • 2600 calories (the recommended daily allowance for an adult is 2000-2500 for the entire day)
  • 135g of artery clogging fat.  Even if you eat nothing else all day, You’ll still have taken over 100 grams more than you should take in any given day.
  • 263g of sugar.  just short of a half pound of sugar in one cup.

I recall reading an analysis that stated the average cost of a pack of cigarettes is $40 and climbing when you factor in the demonstrable probability of health costs.  I wonder how much it will run for these artery dams.  Then again, if I got the foundation to give just a few of these to Ethiopia, and each person only took a sample size spoonfull, I could easily feed the entire nation, and still have milk shake to spare.

Fake Bill Gates Wants a Bates 4000 … or 5000 … or 6000

Computers are evolving so fast. Sorry, you’ll have to flip to about 40 seconds in to get to the skit.

It’s an excerpt from the Onion Movie. Fake Bill Gates does not endorse killing anyone via thrown tools, especially if that anyone is me.