About
My name is Fake Bill Gates. For a long time, I was the richest man in the world, but I’m now only the third richest man on the planet as I only have $58 billion. Apparently, that means I’m being beaten by the Mexican telecom tycoon Carlos Slim Helú who’s in second with $60 billion. First goes to Warren Buffet with $62 billion. So what does that mean? At $400 a copy, you need to go out and buy yourself some 12,500,000 copies of Windows Vista Ultimate to put me in first at $63 billion. Of course, I don’t get every penny from Vista, and Buffet probably has some MS stock, so lets round that up to an even 50 million copies of Vista. Now, I know, I know, people aren’t too happy about Vista. If you want, you can substitute a Zune and a Xbox 360 instead of Vista, and I’ll still be happy.
Even if you decide not to buy all this stuff to get me back up, I’ll still be happy because I have more money than god. In fact, I was born on October 28, 1955, and if I die at the round age of 80, that means I can spend $5,885,337 a day for the rest of my life and still have a bit of to leave to my relatives. So now that I’m so rich that I can literally wipe myself with hundred dollar bills, and that I stepped down from Microsoft a bit ago, I figured I’d have my own outlet to the world with all this free time. And since I’m not spending that much money every day, my accounts are literally spewing interest. Really, in the amount of time it took you to read this post, I just made more money than you probably make in a year.
And I’m richer than Steve Jobs.
